Skip to main content

Joke- Little Sister

I am with my girlfriend 2 years and decided to get married.
My parents helped as much as they could and all my friends said it's a really good idea! My girlfriend? She is a dream! But there is something that bothers me!
 Her little sister.. this is my future 20 year old sister-in-law, wearing a super skinny, mini skirt and blouses. Always leaning over and I saw her panties. She never did that in front of someone else!
One day she calls me and asks me to come over to see the wedding invitations. When I arrive she was alone. She whispered that soon I was getting married and that she has feelings for me and she thinks she can overcome them. She also said that she desperately wanted to have sex with me just once before I marry her sister.
I was shocked and could not say a word... she said to me that she was going to bed and ask if I want to join her. I froze and looked at her going up the stairs. Going up, she took her panties off and threw it at me. I stayed there for a moment and then ran to the door.
I opened it and walked to the car. My future father-in-law was standing outside with tears in his eyes, hugging me and said, "I'm glad you passed this little test and I am sure that my daughter could not find a better man. Welcome to the family, my son!"
Moral Lesson: Always keep your condoms in your car!

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

Edie Brickell & New Bohemians - What I Am

I'm not aware of too many things I know what I know, if you know what I mean Philosophy is the talk on a cereal box Religion is the smile on a dog I'm not aware of too many things I know what I know, if you know what I mean, d-doo yeah Shove me in the shallow waters Before I get too deep What I am is what I am Are you what you are or what? What I am is what I am Are you what you are, or? Oh, I'm not aware of too many things I know what I know, if you know what I mean Philosophy is a walk on the slippery rocks Religion is a light in the fog I'm not aware of too many things I know what I know, if you know what I mean, d-doo yeah

The Skyliners- Since I Don't Have You

I don't have plans and schemes And I don't have hopes and dreams I don't have anything Since I don't have you I don't have fond desires And I don't have happy hours I don't have anything Since I don't have you I don't have happiness, and I guess I never will again When you walked out on me In walked old misery And he's been here since then I don't have love to share And I don't have one who cares I don't have anything Since I don't have You, you, you, you You, you, you, you You, you, you, you (You) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Skyliner  

Used By Him

I was blanketed in lust. Devoured from the inside with    rhythmic perspiration. Plunging deep, like a knife,    on a cold winter night. I lifted myself towards it like a glutton,    head spinning all of a sudden. He was striving towards some intoxicated hard earned moment,    which I found Herculean and unnerving. I've been thinking of how he looked in ecstasy,    calling my name as if the two were the same. Then he was gone,    the blanket of lust stripped away without shame. Cold and empty without shelter,    it's just my body he's after. Lick my lips,    flip my hair        Where the hell is my            underwear? J.M.