He is on the second hole, a par three when he notices a frog sitting near the second tee. He thinks nothing of it and is about to strike the ball when he hears, "Ribbit. 9 Iron."
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Ribbit 9 Iron."
He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his 6 iron away, and grabs a 9 iron. BOOM! he hits 10 inches from the cup.
He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow, that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit. Lucky frog."
The man takes the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?"
"Ribbit. 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one!
The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best round of golf of his life and asks the frog, "Okay, where to next?"
The frog replied, "Ribbit. Las Vegas."
They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "Okay frog, now what?"
The frog says, "Ribbit. Roulette."
Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, "What do you think I should bet?"
The frog replied, "Ribbit. $3000. Black 6."
Now, this is a 35-to one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man figures what the fuck. Boom! Black 6 hits, and he wins. Tons of chips comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.
He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."
The frog replied, Ribbit. Kiss me."
He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."
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