Friday Joke- Hi-tech

A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers, like a cell phone, on his hand, then talks into his palm. The Bartender walks over and tells him this is a very tough neighborhood and he doesn't need any trouble.
The guy says, "You don't understand. I'm very hi-tech. I had a phone installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying a cellular."
The bartender says, "Yeah? Prove it!"
The guy dials up a number and offers his hand to the bartender. The bartender talks into the hand and carried on a conversation.
"That's incredible," says the bartender, "I would never have believed it!"
"Yeah," said the guy, "I can keep in touch with my broker, my family, you name it. By the way, where is the men's room?" The bartender directs him to the men's room still in awe.
The guy goes in and 5... 10... 20 minutes go by and he doesn't return.
Fearing the worst given the neighborhood, the bartender goes into the men's room. There the guy is spread-eagled against the wall. His pants are pulled down and he has a roll of toilet paper up his ass.
"Oh, my!" exclaims the bartender, "Did they rob you? Are you hurt?"
The guy turns to him and says, "No, I'm fine. I'm just waiting for a fax!"

Comments

Hindi Zahra - Stand Up

Mmm, mmmm, mmmmmmm Mmm, mmmm, mmmmmmm Standing on your two knees baby Tell me what do you need Oh, stand up on your two feet baby That's how it's got to be You want me to be your mother But you know I'm too young, too young You want me to be your sister But you know I'm too old, too old You think I'm gonna raise you like a kid But don't matter the love I feel, mmm It's time to show and prove, man, go on move Do what you gotta do, do what you gotta do So Standing on your two knees baby Tell me what do you need Oh, stand up on your two feet baby That's how it's got to be No no no no no Standing on your two knees baby Tell me what do you need Mmm mmmm Stand up on your two feet baby That's how it's got to be Man I love you and I just wanna be your woman Your woman But I'm tired of your trifling ass You played me for a fool Thinking I don't know what you're doing, no Hanging out in the clubs with ...

Who Is Fancy - Goodbye

I was a hot mess In my Sunday best Black tears in my eyes You were my first love You were my only one I can't believe your lies Once we were like bottle rockets Now I know I have to stop it Please believe me This isn't easy I just need to say goodbye Goodbye Goodbye Losin' my mind Goodbye You got a new friend You like to play pretend I'm just keepin' my cool Turn on that smoke machine Magic and make-believe She'll never know you like I do Once we were a fire burnin' Now you're just a lesson I'm learnin' Please believe me This isn't easy I just need to say goodbye Goodbye Goodbye Losin' my mind Goodbye I know that I can find somebody You won't ever find nobody else like me I know that I can find somebody You won't ever find nobody else like me I know that I can find somebody You won't ever find nobody else like me I know that I can find somebody You won't ever find nobody else like me Once we were like bottle rockets Now...

Tom Petty

When I was a teenager I had a boyfriend who's father had gotten him this album and he loved it so much he went and bought me a copy. I must have played it over a hundred times. RIP Tom, you'll be missed. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Petty

Joy M.

Search This Blog