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Joke - Genie

An old woman was in the kitchen washing the dishes when suddenly a little genie appeared beside her. "You've led a long and good life," the genie said, "I have come to reward you by granting you three wishes. Ask for anything you want and I will make it happen."
The old lady was surprised but cynical. Not really believing that anything would happen, she decided to play along for a minute. "Okay," she said, "Turn all those dirty dishes into money."
Poof! The dishes turned into piles of cash.
"My, my," said the old lady, staggered that it had actually worked, "Perhaps you could make me look young and beautiful again?"
There was another big poof, and the woman now looked lots younger and was smoking hot. Excitedly she carried on, "Can you turn my dear old cat, Frisky, into a handsome young man?"
Once more there was a big poof, and the cat was replaced by a strapping young man. Smiling devilishly, she turned to the young man and said, "At last! Now I want to make love with you for the rest of the day and night too!"
The young man just looked at her for a moment, then replied in a high pitched voice, "Well, you should have thought of that before you took me to the vet's, shouldn't you have bitch?"

Riddles for your friends;

Q: I'm hard and hairy on the outside, and tender and moist on the inside. My name begins was a 'C' and ends with a 't' and you can find a 'u' and a 'n' in the middle. What am I?

A: A coconut

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