There was a young couple riding a train. Next to them, an elderly man was sitting and looking out the window. The girl, clearly uncomfortable, was holding her head and laying against her boyfriend.
"What's wrong?" he asked her, concerned.
"My head really hurts," she tells him.
So, her boyfriend gives her a kiss on the forehead and ask her, "Does anywhere else hurt, honey?"
"Right here!" she says, pointing to her lips.
So, her gives her a kiss. "Better?" he asked.
"Yeah, much better!" she smiles.
"Is there anywhere else that hurts?" the boyfriend again ask the girlfriend.
"Yeah," she pouts and points to her neck. So, the boyfriend goes ahead and gives her a kiss on the neck.
Annoyed by what's happening right next to him, the elderly man reaches over, swats the young man and says, "Excuse me fella, do you do hemorrhoids?"
Riddles for your friends ;
Q: When you pull me I get longer. I fit perfectly between breasts, slid comfortably into a hole and I have choked people in the past when I wasn't used properly! I work best when I am jerked. What am I?
A: A seat belt.
"What's wrong?" he asked her, concerned.
"My head really hurts," she tells him.
So, her boyfriend gives her a kiss on the forehead and ask her, "Does anywhere else hurt, honey?"
"Right here!" she says, pointing to her lips.
So, her gives her a kiss. "Better?" he asked.
"Yeah, much better!" she smiles.
"Is there anywhere else that hurts?" the boyfriend again ask the girlfriend.
"Yeah," she pouts and points to her neck. So, the boyfriend goes ahead and gives her a kiss on the neck.
Annoyed by what's happening right next to him, the elderly man reaches over, swats the young man and says, "Excuse me fella, do you do hemorrhoids?"
Riddles for your friends ;
Q: When you pull me I get longer. I fit perfectly between breasts, slid comfortably into a hole and I have choked people in the past when I wasn't used properly! I work best when I am jerked. What am I?
A: A seat belt.
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