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Joke- 21st Century Lifelessness

21st Century Lifelessness

Our communication- Wireless
Our telephone- Cordless
Our cooking- Fireless
Our youth- Jobless
Our religion- Creedless
Our food- Fatless
Our faith- Godless
Our labor- Effortless
Our conduct- Worthless
Our relation- Loveless
Our attitude- Careless
Our feelings- Heartless
Our politics- Shameless
Our education- Valueless
Our follies- Countless
Our arguments- Baseless
Finally, our salary- Veryless

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