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A couple were sitting in the living room watching TV when the phone rang.
The husband picked it up, listened for five seconds then screamed, "How the hell would I know? Call the weather channel!"
As he stomped back to his chair his wife asked, "What was that all about?"
He replied, "It was just some dumb asshole wanting to know if the coast was clear."
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Hope

The wheel of life never settles on you.
The turning and yearning will make you blue.
Leave what you know, and pick up what you don't.
Someday you just may find what you want with a little bit of hope.

J.M.

Joke

A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself in the ocean.
When she went down to the docks,a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her waist and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose?
That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.
From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing hiding in this lifeboat?" the captain asked.
She got up and explained, "I have an arrangement w…

Don't let the sun catch you cryin'

Don't let the sun catch you cryin'
The night's the time for all your tears
Your heart may be broken tonight
But tomorrow in the morning light
Don't let the sun catch you cryin'
The night-time shadows disappear
And with them go all your tears
For the morning will bring joy
For every girl and boy
So don't let the sun catch you cryin'
We know that cryin's not a bad thing
But stop your cryin' when the birds sing
It may be hard to discover
That you've been left for another
But don't forget that love's a game
And it can always come again
Oh don't let the sun catch you cryin'
Don't let the sun catch you cryin', oh no Oh, oh, oh

Flip like a coin

What she moves in shape alone
Can produce drooling drones
What she thinks inside
Can make others open their minds

What she cuts with words
Can disappear anyone not
Disciplined enough to disagree.

There are two sides of what I feel inside.
Flip me over and pick a side.
Heads
or
Tails...

J.M.

Affection- cigarettes after sex

I know that you say I get mean when I'm drinking
 But then again sometimes I get really sweet
So what does it mean if I tell you to go fuck yourself
Or if I say that you're beautiful to me

It's affection, always
You're gonna see it someday
My attention for you
Even if it's not what you need

Sometimes we talk all night long, we don't shut up
 And when it's late we'll say we're still wide awake so...
We love to talk about how you'll come up to visit me
 And we'll rent a car and we'll drive upstate

It's affection, always
You're gonna see it someday
My attention's on you
 Even if it's not what you need

I think of you
I want you too
I'd fall for you
I think of you
I want you too
I'd fall for you
I think of you
 I want you too
 I'd fall for you
 I think of you
 I want you too
 I'd fall for you

 It's affection, always
It's affection, always

QUOTE

Be careful of words. . .
Words and eggs must be handled with care.
Once broken they are impossible
things to repair.

-Anne Sexton
 "Words" in The awful Rowing Towards God, 1975