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Washed Out

Washed Out Cup my face in your hands and tell me you love me.
For years I've waited for this moment and it's not what it seems.
You're dead and by no fault of your own.
What a shame you were a son of a bitch  and didn't know the variation between Gin and bleach.   
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The Beast raised his hand, signaling the beginning of the end! Piss soaked underoos. Screams that crack skulls in two.
Huddled under a thin sheet of a tablecloth sat I watchful knowing The Beast is all fanfare and calculating intelligence.
Whoever took his reading glasses better fess up soon, because of my older brothers and sisters ineptitude.
Mother sweeps the world at his feet, there!
Shiny bi-spectacles among shattered brains and leftover skins, oh dear, another earthly liquidation caused by daddy dearest getting along in years!

Miss May

Miss May Clouds covering the moon, gave shelter which no one admitted bore the brunt of sinister intent.
Hands, make tourniquets when accusations arise.
Teeth leave marks, owners deny.
The moon shoos blushing veils, there lay one, not two.
If only mother moon had thought to unmask the killer of young Miss May her appalled soul wouldn't haunt our town each time night falls. 

Pat Thompson & Archie Powell - Ooh Baby


Oasis Sliding into the warm water, limbs entwine. The world falls away as we indulge in hedonistic debauchery. Kiss me like it's your last chance, and I'll murmur it just might be. Console our souls with  candid virtue making all else incensed. Squander time  confront spontaneity until we're lost in an oasis simply  being we.

Friday Joke - Day off

A man takes a day off work and decides to go out golfing.
He is on the second hole, a par three when he notices a frog sitting near the second tee. He thinks nothing of it and is about to strike the ball when he hears, "Ribbit. 9 Iron."
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Ribbit 9 Iron."
He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his 6 iron away, and grabs a 9 iron. BOOM! he hits 10 inches from the cup.
He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow, that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit. Lucky frog."
The man takes the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?"
"Ribbit. 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one! 
The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best round of golf of his life and asks the frog, "Okay, where to next?"
The frog replied, "Ribbit. Las Vegas."


Counterstoke Dismantle my fucking soul. Oh wait, you already have. With your inattention and boorish attitude. Did you spot the first chink you left on my heart, when lies died on your oh-so sensual lips? Did you snicker and roll your eyes when the chip became a fissure until driven to blot my eyes and plot your demise? I may be unskilled and but I'm certainly not untried. You saw to that spewing unnecessary lies. There will come a stage jackass, when another will prick you back. I'll be attending with a big ole fuck you fixed to catch your downfall without a net.