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Happy New Year - Sam Lightnin' Hopkins

Goodbye 2017

Cheers- End of 2017

Hey guys, Not to bitch and moan, but I've been laid up with the flu and haven't written squat! 2017 was a surprisingly awesome year for me. Published my first two books, began this blog, found people I thought lost forever and learned that sometimes you can be your own worst enemy if you let fear hold you back from what you really want in life.  I sincerely hope 2018 will find all of you safe, happy and pursuing what you truly want in life. Grow, learn and love...or not. Raise hell- kick, scream and give a middle finger to all that holds you back. Whatever you choose to do, do it with passion and stay fuktastic! Joy M.

The Poni-Tails - Born Too Late (1958)

Born too late for you to notice me To you, I'm just a kid that you won't date Why was I born too late? Born too late to have a chance to win your love Oh why, oh why was it my fate To be born too late? I see you walk with another I wish it could be me I long to hold you and kiss you But I know it never can be For I was Born too late for you to care Now my heart cries Because your heart just couldn't wait Why was I born too late? Born too late for you to care Now my heart cries Because your heart just couldn't wait Why was I born too late? Why was I born too late? Too late

What is Love - The Playmates.

Joke - Train Ride

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you  sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant o

Tricking Astrid (Ch 3.2)

  Chapter 3 (part 2) Astrid was not afraid of Remy. With her eyes tightly closed she refused to see his shadowy expressions. She'd caught his weird glint of animalistic pleasure when he'd hurt her back in the clubs parking lot. She didn't care to see it again, even if he did show it over and over. He wanted HER . That was enough. His body was amazing. No other man she'd been naked with had looked so damn good. The way his muscles bunched and never seemed to tire of fucking her was raw stamina. He was the perfect man. Could he even exist? Yes . Right here with her in the backseat of his new Mercedes. She moaned for him. Touched him softly to increase his speed. Faster Remy. Don't slow down and never let her go. Remy held onto Astrid's bucking body as the climax he had at last achieved in her, made the whole car move. He closed his eyes after pushing her neck hard against his mouth. He knew how to make her fucking scream at least ONE way. Ast

Tricking Astrid ( Ch 3.1)

  Chapter 3- part 1 Remy drove to a lake but turned onto a side road. It went up to a hidden hill. An ancient weeping willow hid the car from view. The road too if you looked up from the lake. The huge tree was a secret hideaway most never saw. Remy watched Astrid standing under the tree, gazing down on the moon lite lake and couldn't imagine a more beautiful girl to spend his nights with. He felt the love that had been gradually growing over these months. She trusted him. He trusted her, somewhat. The secrets he kept from her were fine for now. He didn't want to spoil their relationship. She was a perfect girl for what he needed. "Astrid," he softly called her name, opening up the backseat door, "It's time." She grinned, seeing him pull out his dress shirt while giving her sexy eyes. " IS it? This spot is great. I've been here at the lake a hundred times, never realizing this was here." He smirked. "Most don&#

Joy to the world - Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas y'all! Hope everyone has a wonderful day in some special way! Joy M.  

I shot Saint Nick

I shot Saint Nick   He snuck down my chimney with care and I screamed right there! Then a clatter sounded when he was shot in neck  falling with a thump swearing I told old St Nick I am done being second best! The elves and I had enough of the fat chump taking credit  while we made him a star. I may have been a simple holiday lay but Mrs. Clause didn't know I was his inspiration most days. The gift giving of the season would still go on, just not by the obese fat one who would lay his finger aside his nose sniffing up special sugar then depart from my sweaty thighs exclaiming,  "Merry Christmas ho and fucking goodnight!" Joy4no1 

Burt Bacharach / Herb Alpert ~ The Bell That Couldn't Jingle

The Ramones - Merry Christmas (I Don't Want To Fight Tonight)

Delightful

Delightful   Who are you & What did you do to my soul? It's as if you sucked it away with a silly straw. Not that I mind when you gaze at me in such an endearing way, making my lips part in a smile that lasts for days. It's utterly delightful to feel this inspired,  knowing  you are here come hell or high water. Joy4no1

Tricking Astrid (Ch.2.2)

Chapter 2 (Part 2) The next morning was Saturday, her day off, so she woke early and left for a jog. She pushed herself harder this morning because of the anger she felt over giving more emotions towards Remy than she had expected. He was all she thought about. The last months had been wonderful. The way he ultimately made her feel was wonderful. Was she falling in love because of how he made her feel about herself or because of who he was? Who was Remy? She didn't even know. That was something she SHOULD know. Why had she not asked more personal questions all these months? It was as if just being around him made her accept whatever he did or said. He knew all about her. All about lonely little twenty-three-year-old Astrid. It was near three in the afternoon as she was folding laundry that she heard his car. What a surprise, she thought, happily going to open the door. Remy had only once before stopped by unannounced. It pleased her that he'd decided to stop by after hav

Tricking Astrid (CH 2.1)

Chapter 2 - part 1 Remy did not slow down. She was beyond the point of asking him to. She lifted her hips at each measured stroke until he was shaking from trying to hold back. She looked so sensually, body supple. He gasped, pulling out to shoot his come on her belly. She watched the intense way his face tightened, eyes closed as he did it. She'd never imagined Remy could be so unleashed. She should have. He had the muscle, the gorgeous face that probably bedded anyone he wanted. Yet as he was screwing her she'd never felt so watched. He stared like he had been deciding something. Sweaty, breathing fast together they laid side by side. The minutes passed by slowly as they did not speak. Was he sorry? Had she disappointed him? All in all, it had only been five minutes before they had both climaxed. She had loved those five minutes. She rolled onto her side to see him. "Remy that was awesome. No ones ever made me feel so... taken ." Smiling, he

Within Temptation - Gothic Christmas lyrics

Binge Kissing

Binge Kissing   I am a woman in love. Willing to kiss you away Because no one should taste this good. Joy4no1

Synopsis Tricking Astrid

Astrid loved her boyfriend Remy but there was something about her new boss Calder that made her want to revert to her old ways where she didn't care who she was under as long as the burning passion of love was promised. Choosing one man over the other had her doing things she'd never dreamed of, but maybe she didn't have to choose if she gets past her own insecurities. Remy knew Astrid was the one, but every day he withheld his true self, she slipped further away. Then entered Calder and all his demons came home to roost as he struggled to let Astrid make her own choices in love and keep her from discovering just how dark his taste could be. Calder came from a family that demanded he always is perfectly golden and meeting Astrid put all his hard work in danger as he fell for her sweet smiles and genuine interest in him, not just his family. Remy was a guy he didn't see as a threat because he knew Astrid would make her own decision in love and life. Then somet

Tricking Astrid (Ch 1)

    Chapter 1 Astrid thought the world of her boyfriend. They had started dating after meeting on the dance floor of a club she frequented. The club was called Bounce and boy did it every Friday and Saturday. He was extremely handsome, which at first made her wonder why he chose her. She wasn't unattractive, just the typical brunette type who men usually found boring at first glance. Blondes had better fun, right? He'd romanced her, made her feel special in little ways until she thought she was in love. Remy was his name and after three months they had yet to have sex. She was never pressured or approached by him like that. What they had gone beyond physical admiration. But after three months she did begin to question WHY they'd not had sex. She lived alone in a two-bedroom house left to her by her deceased grandparents. In actuality, she had no living family. Her friends were few, mostly ones she'd occasionally see at Bounce. She went dancing to cure her

Joke - Final Test

The FBI had an open position for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were completed, they had narrowed the field down to 3 possible agents. For the final test, the FBI took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair... we need you to kill her." The man said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for the job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, the last man was given the same instructions, to

Lithium Vandale - Silent Night

Frost Bites

 Frost Bites The coldness in the air is remarkably similar to my heart. Say you love me one more time? Snowflakes melt on my burning skin just like your lies. One more time I stand in the frozen tundra of lust. Happy holidays whispered, freezing a hallow heart remembering words departed. Joy M.

Sammy Salvo - A Mushroom Cloud

Drink my kool-aid

Drink my Kool-aid   I wish I had a sidekick. They could point and tongue click, "Right on chick!" But I don't so I laugh at my own jokes, blaming the economy for the lack of Kool-aid I plan on giving my laughing followers someday.  Joy4no1

The Regrettes - "Seashore"

DARK SARAH "A Grim Christmas Story"

Brenda Lee – “A Marshmallow World”

It's a marshmallow world in the winter When the snow comes to cover the ground It's the time for play, it's a whipped cream day I wait for it the whole year around Now those marshmallow clouds being friendly In the arms of the ever green trees And the sun is red like a pumpkin head It's shining so your nose won't freeze Oh, the world is your snowball, see how it grows That's how it grows whenever it snows The world is your snowball just for our soul So get up and roll it along It's a yum yummy world, made for sweet hearts Take a walk with your favorite guy It's a sugar date, what a spring is late In winter it's a marshmallow world Those marshmallow clouds being friendly In the arms of the ever-green-trees And the sun is red like a pumpkin head It's shining so your nose won't freeze Oh, the world is your snowball, see how it grows That's how it grows whenever it snows The world is your snowball just for our soul You better get up and ro

Joke- Do I know you?

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attactive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he had ever been unfaithful to his wife saying, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery?" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

Updates from mOi à toi

 Hey guys, Here's a song I sometimes play when I get down about how well my writing is progressing. It's hard work sitting down and pulling great characters out of thin air. I love it though, always have. I keep reminding myself I do this for myself as much as those willing to read my work. For those that have checked in daily, I thank you! We all have a dream, hope you're pursuing yours! Here's the link to Chester and the 24-hour Lottery if you want to read ahead. I've published 17 chapters so far and as of today, it's #456 on Wattpad Science Fiction top 1,000 hot list! https://www.wattpad.com/story/122159813-chester-and-the-24-hour-lottery   Have a fuktastic day! Joy M.

Evacuation

Evacuation   I had the oddest dream. You were motioning for me to join you, waving fingers placidly. There were walls made of silver noises like tinkling waterfalls calming my hesitancy. When I stepped forward at your beckon you whispered, "It's all for you! Do you choose #1 or #2?" With a jerk, I woke. Grinning, I wiped away my napping drool rushing to the bathroom. Joy4no1

Contemplative

Contemplative   There were you & I until I sat on the bench. Then there was just you. You go on without me so beautifully I ponder if there even was a we. Joy M.

Heartbreaker

Heartbreaker   There's a chill in the air that starts with my breath then reaches around choking me to death. I left my heart wide open while keeping opinions to myself leaving room for your self-wallowing to drag me down. I was the shadow on the wall, sun up till sundown. I was the tick of the clock, the ever-present tick and tock. Time after time I picked you up  hoping to strengthen you but it wasn't enough to stop your destructive nature so  now I'm dead on the floor because you never noticed my asphyxiating tears. Joy4no1

Johnny Hollow- Worse things

Once when I was all alone I called you, and you weren't at home My heart fell like a stone, to the ground To the ground, to the ground Why, when morn had dawned on me And anger grew like ecstasy And Leda threw the swan on me and I fell to the ground To the ground, to the ground Oh, don't say "I want you" Don't stay this way, believe me I wasn't trying to play the game Where someone's to blame I'll stay the same 'til you change your mind And you'll change your mind I could have broken you I should have spoken for you You should have seen it was turning me on Don't you know it's true? There are worse things, perverse things You should answer when the phone rings There are worse things I could do Once when I was all alone I could not find the telephone So instead I burned your pretty home to the ground To the ground, to the ground