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Joke- Screaming Wives



Three friends decided to bet each other 100 dollars on who could make their wives scream more during sex. 
They all went home to have sex with their wives and make them scream.
The next day they meet up again.
The first friend said, "I made love to my wife for two hours and she was screaming for at least one-and-a-half hours."
The second friend countered, "That's nothing. I started licking my wife for two hours and she was screaming the whole time and a half-hour after that."
Then the third friend said, "That's pathetic. I made love to my wife for ten minutes, I came a couple times, I wiped my dick on the curtain, and she's still screaming!"

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